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The Programmers' Cheer --

Shift to the left, shift to the right!
Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

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e to the x, dx,
e to the y, dy,
sine x, cosine x,
natural log of y,
derivative on the left
derivative on the right
integrate, integrate,
fight! fight! fight!

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e to the x, dy/dx,
e to the x, dx,
sine, cotangent, cosine, sine,
3.14159,
slipstick, slide rule, average, mean,
x/y intercept,
go math team!

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e to the x dx dy
radical transcendental pi
secant cosine tangent sine
3.14159
2.71828
come on folks let's integrate!!

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e to the i, dx/dy 
e to y, dy 
cosine secant log of pi
disintegrate em RPI !!!

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square root, tangent
hyperbolic sine,
3.14159
e to the x, dy/dx,
sliderule, slipstick, TECH TECH TECH!

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e to the u, du/dx
e to the x, dx
cosine, secant, tangent, sine,
3.14159
integral, radical, u dv,
slipstick, slide rule, MIT!

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e to the x, dy/dx,
e to the x, dx,
cosine, secant, tangent, sine
3.14159
E-I, Radical, Pi
Fight'em, Fight'em, WPI!

Go Worcester Polytechnic Institute!!!!!!

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Northwestern University Marching band's "The Calculus Cheer":

e to the x, dx/dy
e to the y, dy
cosine, tangent, inverse sine
add an asymptotic line
come on Wildcats, hold that line!